“I’m David Fucking Bowie mate!” David retorted. “And you still haven’t told me what the hell is up with this train.” Ozzy laughed crazily. “Ever heard of the CRAZY TRAIN? WELL! YOU’RE ON IT.” He stopped laughing. “Now, get the fuck off before I eat your eyeballs.” David was astounded. “NOBODY TALKS TO DAVID BOWIE THAT WAY! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF MUSIC FOR THIS TRAIN.” He shouted. Ozzy just laughed. “I accept, but if I win, I’m eating your liver.”