& menace.

Chat up my muse

jennieroleplays:

  • “I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?”
  • “Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?”
  • “ Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..”
  • I don’t suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?…I want to tell them I have found…